Hubert wasn’t a bachelor farmer. Hubert was a bachelor physical education teacher. He’d never married. He was too busy watching “Wheel of Fortune,” which always made him feel smarter than the contestants. He surprised everyone when, at age 59, he married a woman nearly 20 years his junior. A year into the marriage, Hubert bought an old motorhome held together by … [Read more...]

Second of a two-part series He was a farmer, school custodian and school bus driver, but driving had nothing to do with the 40 passenger school bus (minus its roof) ending up in his living room or what had been his living room only moments before. It was 8:50 p.m. soon after nightfall. Farming a half-mile west of Houston, Aldis Gordon was back at his two-and-a-half-story … [Read more...]

We have too much or not enough, depending upon our viewpoint and our situation. That applies to most things. A friend uses the email closing, “I wish you enough.” That’s a good wish, but we’d still want more or less. A good reader wrote me about his ravenous rabbits. Their numbers had exploded in his neighborhood, and he was thinking of hiring a fox or two. There … [Read more...]

Head to Houston (Minnesota, that is) was the reply when Mr. and Mrs. Jack and Lyla Simonson reached out to the A&W restaurant corporation for a franchise opportunity somewhere in Minnesota. Living in Washington state, the couple wanted to move back to Minnesota for health and family reasons. Having previously resided in western Minnesota, they moved to Houston in … [Read more...]

It would have been dark if not for the full moon. If that moon had been a musical instrument, it’d have been blaring. It caused me to think of the poet Tom Hennen’s book titled “Darkness Sticks to Everything.” It failed to stick on a bright night. I went for a walk in the moonlight. I needed to walk because I had stopped at a bakery and a meat market earlier in the day. I … [Read more...]