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Notes from a Country Kitchen


Fri, Aug 9th, 2002
Posted in Columnists

Annabelle Kvam Monday, August 12, 2002

Do you have days when you wonder what and why you get up in the morning? Well I’ll tell you why I wonder.
The Joys of Aging

I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I’m seeing five gentlemen every day. As soon as I awake Will Power helps me out of bed. When he leaves I go see John. Then Charley Horse comes along and when he is here, he takes a lot of my attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn’t like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day, I’m really tired and ready to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a day!
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Chuckle

“Dear me,” said the lady to the superintendent of a mental institution. “What a vicious look that woman has we just passed in the corridor. Is she dangerous?” “Yes, at times,” replied the superintendent evasively.

“But why do you allow her such freedom?”

“Can’t help it.”

But isn’t she an inmate and under your control?

“No, she’s neither under my control, nor an inmate. She’s my wife!”
. . . . .
When Ole’s mother-in-law died, he and Lena were discussing what kind of tombstone to get for her. Said Ole “Well we should get vun dat is good and heavy.”
. . . . .
Just because everything is different, doesn’t mean anything has changed.
. . . . .

If you’re yearning for the good old days, just turn off the air-conditioning.

Remember the teakettle - though it’s up to its’ neck in hot water, it continues to sing.
. . . . .
The right temperature at home is maintained by warm hearts, not hot heads.
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Techno-Challenged

In a world that’s techno-hyped,
I’m lost beyond belief,
Explore the info highway?
I can’t find the clover leaf.
Of course, I’m aimed
for cyberspace,
but don’t think I’ll get far-
at least not till I figure how
to work my VCR!
. . . . .
Songs of 1948
~Buttons and Bows
~Twelfth Street Rag
~Manana (It’s soon enough for me)
~A Tree in the Meadows
~Nature Boy
~Now is the Hour
~I’m looking over a Four Leaf Clover
~You Can’t be True, Dear
~On a Slow Boat to China
~Wood Woodpecker
~All I want for Christmas (Is my two front teeth)
~It’s a most Unusual Day
~Red Roses for a Blue Lady
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Hint
To keep homemade cookies from becoming stale, put them in a big cookie jar and store them in a room full of kids.
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Make your next meat load zesty and moist by adding cranberry sauce, 1/4 - 1/3 cup for each pound ground beef before baking.
~Until next week, Annabelle

Never-Enuff Bread

1 loaf frozen bread dough
3 tsp. sesame seeds
3 tsp. poppy seeds
1 cube beef bouillon, crushed
1 stick margarine
1 cup shredded cheddar cheese

Spread thawed bread dough on a ungreased jellyroll pan, Melt margarine and pour over bread. Cut to serving size squares. Mix seeds and bouillon and sprinkle on bread. Add cheese. Bake 350º 15-20 minutes.

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