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The Bat


Sun, Sep 24th, 2000
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Monday, September 25, 2000

There have been radio programs, comic books, and television shows featuring people who have, for reasons of their own, assumed some of the characteristics of the little brown bat. As far as I know, all these attempts to emulate the bat have been fictional. Behaving like a bat in the real world would likely either get one incarcerated or elected to a high state government office. My experience with the brown bat shows they have a strong will to survive, but little drive to right wrongs or to promote the American way.

We are encouraged to love our neighborly bats because of their appetite for mosquitoes. I am convinced that it is this "any enemy of a mosquito is a friend of mine" attitude that helps bats maintain a good public image. It also helps that they do what they do at night, thereby out of sight and out of mind. Simply eating mosquitoes and dining out at night has earned bats the prestige of being a protected animal. Not every flying creature gets such consideration. Imagine if a pigeon got into your house and clung upside down to your new drapes. Would any federal, state, or international law preserve and protect its right not to get whacked with a tennis racket? Not likely.

Bats and I have an understanding. If they leave me alone, I leave them alone. Except one time I have to admit, I played a trick on one. It was purely in the interest of science, of course, not out of meanness. One night, my sons and I were coming in from the barn. The bats were flying and dining at the Green Yard Light Cafe. We stopped to watch them for a moment and admired their ability to find food without the benefit of sight. How good was their radar, we wondered? How can they tell a bug from something inedible? We put them to the test. As the bats swooped in for prey, we began tossing small bits of crushed rock into the air. Within seconds, a hungry bat, no doubt sensing he was in for the main course at the bug buffet, tried to take a junebug-sized rock. We heard his teeth hit the limestone morsel. The befuddled bat continued flying and, we hope, lived long after to tell his grand-bat babies about the monster bug that caused him to be missing a couple eye-teeth. As science goes, that question was answered.

Eventually, a bat or two or three or four find their way past our damper and fly around inside our house. This is an occasion for much screaming and hiding. It would be hard to imagine that the unlawful entry of .....
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Survivors

Sun, Sep 24th, 2000
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Monday, August 28, 2000

This is a story about survivors.

No, it is not about the gameshow/psychodrama that was recently portrayed on CBS, where neurosis is a developmental skill highly valued by artificially created tribal groups.
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Samís bath

Sun, Sep 24th, 2000
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Monday, September 18, 2000

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, a day that you might expect to enjoy in June rather than September. My dog, Sam and I took a walk through the woods while my wife was entertaining some of her friends out on the d ..... 
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Journal Profile # 79

Sun, Sep 24th, 2000
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Name: Jim Attwood
Home: Preston
Profession: Court Administrator for Fillmore County
Family: Wife Kathy, Daughters Jessica and Emily
Hobby: History, travel, ham radio, computers
Last Book Read: ..... 
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BLT Bites

Sun, Sep 24th, 2000
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16 to 20 Cherry tomatoes
1 pound bacon, cooked & crumbled
1/2 cup mayonnaise or salad dressing
1/3 cup chopped green onions
3 tablespoons grated Parmesan Cheese
2 tablespoons snipped fresh parsley
ē With a small sharp knife, cut th ..... 
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9/25/00

Sun, Sep 24th, 2000
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Max, Maxxximum, Madcap, Cartoon, Food for thought, Fud 4 thot

Monday, September 25, 2000

Sun, Sep 24th, 2000
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To the Editor,

There has been some questions raised in the community about organ donation. This letter is written to dispel some of the myths and address some of these questions.

Organ donation is a life giving option for fami ..... 
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Mildred S. Livingood

Sun, Sep 24th, 2000
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Mildred S. Livingood, 94, formerly of Canton, died Tuesday, September 19, 2000 at Samaritan Bethany Home in Rochester.

Mildred S. Johnson was born March 31, 1906 at Amherst, Fillmore County, grew up and attended school in Fillmore County. In ..... 
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Jayne Ilene Gossman

Sun, Sep 24th, 2000
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Jayne Ilene Gossman, 69, of Preston, died September 20, 2000 at the home of her daughter in Granger, MN.

Jayne Finstad was born March 27, 1931 in Sunburg, MN, the daughter of Richard and Marina (Swenson) Finstad. She grew up in the area and a ..... 
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