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Notes from a Country Kitchen


Fri, Aug 17th, 2001
Posted in Columnists

Annabelle Kvam Monday, August 20, 2001

Do you read and believe everything you see in the paper? Everyday its something new or different we shouldnt do, eat drink or breathe. Heres some:
1. Dont eat eggs, apples, carrots, rice, oats, barley, plums, cherries, garlic, wheat bran, wheat germ, soybean oil, green vegetables for all the same reason.
2. Dont breath, you will inhale carbon dioxide, carbon monoxide and oxides of nitrogen and sulphur.
3. Obviously dont drive or ride in an automobile, in the U.S. 50,000 persons a year are killed by autos.
4. Dont eat salt, you may have to drink too much water.
5. Dont farm. It is one of the three most dangerous occupations.
6. Dont turn on the TV, those rays may cause cancer.
7. Dont switch on a microwave oven, for the same reason.
8. Finally! Dont read this, you might have a nervous breakdown.
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Chuckle

A job-seeker walked in the house and announced Honey, I got a job! Great, she said, Whats the pay? Oh, they said theyll pay me what Im worth! What? his wife sputtered. We cant live on that!

. . . . .
A farmer was milking when he saw a fly disappear into the cows ear. After milking a while longer, he noticed a fly in the milk bucket. Thats really something, he said. A fly goes in one ear and out the udder.
. . . . .
Ole says that Lenas mother is so fat, that she needs Group Insurance.

. . . . .
Never pick a quarrel,
even when its ripe.

. . . . .
When at night one cannot sleep,
a common cure is counting sheep,
but what do you do
if youre so tense,
you cant can make the
darn sheep jump the fence.

. . . . .
A man of words and not of deeds,
is like a garden full of weeds.

. . . . .
The most important thing
about your lot in life,
is whether you use it
for building or parking.

. . . . .
Holy Bloopers
1. Tuesday at 4pm there will be an ice cream social, all ladies giving milk come early.
2. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized on both ends.
3. The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

. . . . .
Thoughts on a rainy Monday
The day you get a manicure, the kettle must be scoured.
The weekend you have special guests, the breakfast cream has soured.
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Spring Valley girl recovering from encephalitis

Fri, Aug 17th, 2001
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By John TorgrimsonMonday, August 20 2001

For Cindy and Joe McNamara of Spring Valley, Friday, July 20, was going to be a great day - a trip to the Minnesota Zoo in Apple Valley with their two daughters, 15 month old Jennifer and eight year ol ..... 
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Planning Commission

Fri, Aug 17th, 2001
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Commission unsympathetic to odor complaintsBy John TorgrimsonMonday, August 20, 2001


There is a little boy somewhere in Michigan who can thank his lucky stars that two Preston men happened to be vacationing on the same beach he was ..... 
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Lanesboro City Council Report

Fri, Aug 17th, 2001
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There is no parking problemBy John TorgrimsonMonday, August 13, 2001

The Lanesboro City Council sports one of the coolest government meeting rooms in all of Fillmore County. By cool, I am referring to the ambient temperature in the room a ..... 
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County asked to pay its share of library costs

Fri, Aug 17th, 2001
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Monday, August 20, 2001

It was library budget day at the County Board meeting last week as librarians from the countys seven public libraries came before the commissioners to make their annual funding request.

The executive director o ..... 
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Tattoos: the wonderful world of body art

Fri, Aug 17th, 2001
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By Mary JergensonMonday, August 20, 2001

Have you ever thought about your own ancestors, buried somewhere across "the pond, in a place like Flanders Fields? Those brave young men who served the Allied Forces in WWI a ..... 
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NORSTAD CONSTRUCTION

Fri, Aug 17th, 2001
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New Homes Remodeling Additions
Poured Basement Walls Driveways Retaining Walls
Agriculture Horse Barns Riding Arenas


Fill, Sand, Black Dirt, Landscaping, Lite Excavation


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